Own Your Goon Cave
Goon University isn't another scam promising to teach men how to be an "alpha male". It provides a practical framework for earning income, building social networks, and having sex in our new digital, global world.
We understand that traditional career and dating advice breaks down when competing on a digital and global scale. It often leads to terminal failure points, called "Goon Caves". The radioactivity of the inhabitants makes them vulnerable to bad actors who take advantage of their desperation.
The Goon Cave Exploration course is designed to teach these men how to escape economic and social hyper-competition using the concepts central to thriving in a digital world: niches, profiles, and funnels.
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Have You Fallen into a Goon Cave?
If you've found this site, the answer is probably yes, but your situation is not unique. Many young men are struggling to find gainful employment, afford housing, form close friendships, and get matches on dating apps. The new digital, global environment produces winner-take-all effects in every aspect of life. The new digital, global environment is hypercompetitive because it removes barriers to entry.
A side effect of living in a winner-take-all world has been an increasing number of people reaching a state of terminal loserdom. After a person loses too many winner-take-all games, he or she faces a combination of extreme isolation, lack of employment opportunities, and social ostracism that prevents them from participating in society in any meaningful way.
They have fallen into a Goon Cave, a personal space for each of society's biggest "losers". Inhabitants of Goon Caves are called "gooners", "NEETs", "incels", "losers", "hikikomori", or "virgins", depending on which aspect of their failure the speaker wants to focus on.
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Why We Exist
People and institutions don't want to associate with "incels" out of fear of social ostracism. This has led to the rise of two different Goon Cave cults, "the Red Pill" and "the Black Pill". These cults were founded by misguided Goon Cave dwellers, who recruit other dwellers to their broken schools of thought. The Red Pill tells "incels" that the "goon cave" can be escaped, and they can reach "normal adult" milestones if they follow standard Red Pill teachings. The Black Pill tells "incels" that the "Goon Cave" is the terminal adult milestone and "Incels" can never improve their position.
Both views are mistaken. The biggest problem "incels" struggle with in their "Goon Caves" is hinted at by their former moniker, "nice guys". They don't know the power of the Darkside.
Embrace the Darkside: Beating the Market is Real Alpha Male Behavior
The Darkside is not dark because it is evil; it is dark because it is not illuminated. In finance, "alpha" measures how well an investment performs compared to the market. The higher your alpha, the higher your returns. To beat the market, you need information, and that information can't come from conventional sources. That information is quickly absorbed into asset prices, removing any potential advantages. It's not enough for you to be right; everyone else must be wrong. The Darkside is especially important today, considering standard life outcomes across the developed world.
Designed to train factory workers, education is intended to produce individuals who meet a specific standard. Factories require standardization to ensure their outputs are uniform. It is no surprise that a system built on those principles is governed by standardized testing and uniforms. A well-educated person under this system is someone whose brain "wears" the standard uniform.
The following graphics show a world where the standard uniform is ill-equipped to meet the needs of the average person.
You Can't Escape the Goon Cave, but You Can Explore It
A person enters a goon cave when standard decision-making leads them to a point where standard strategies are completely ineffective. Designed for a world of factories, the standard uniform expects standard outputs from standard inputs. It struggles to navigate the digital, global world, where the standard output is a loss and minor changes in inputs result in massive variations in outputs.
"Incels" have to rely on the idiosyncratic characteristics of their "goon caves" to discover solutions to those problems. Making the adjustments to the standard uniform needed to understand and explore your "goon cave" is called "gooning".
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the pillars of
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Escape hypercompetition and reap the winner-take-all effects of the digital economy by monetizing personal niches.
Expand your social/professional network and dating options by constructing online identities that impress the "general peer".
Learn how the concepts of "traffic" and "conversions" are used by every business online and apply them to your niche.
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"Gooners" are radioactive, so the only people engaging with them are grifters. Goon University offers practical skills and sets reasonable expectations. We aim to position our students in a place where they can cover the cost of housing and transportation after 6 to 12 months of hard work.
Your goon cave is your niche
Niches are environments that are well-suited for a specific person. Whether the goal is making money, building friendships, or getting dates, winner-take-all environments reward people who stay inside their niche. Find out how the idiosyncrasies of your gooncave create your niche.
Your profiles are your brand ambassadors
The internet now dominates our social world. Creating compelling, curated digital profiles that interest people who don't know you is now a prerequisite for having a social life. The things we use profiles for range from dating (dating apps) to employment (linkedin). Learn how these curated "identities" have led to the rise of "profilicity" and why relating to people through observation of the "general peer" is a must in the digital age.
Your funnels pay your rent
Funnels are how you make money on the internet. Funnels describe the process by which a web surfer discovers you and is monetized. A good funnel reliably gets traffic to convert: move from one part of the funnel to the next. Funnels can vary in the number of specific steps, but they are all designed to lead a potential customer from the awareness stage to the consideration stage to the conversion stage (monetization).
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Gain access to all course lessons
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Marketing, Product, and Content Templates
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Gain access to GumRoad Community
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Monthly Group Q & A
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Everything in basic and the following
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Earn money through our affiliate program
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Weekly Group Q & A
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VOD Streams of Building Process
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